Annoying teenage girl no.1:I just don't understand why anyone would bother reading the Twilight books. Books are so boring.
Annoying teenage girl no.2:Yeah, exactly! Why read a book when you can watch the films instead?
Incredible sassy Waterstone's employee under her breath:Because if no one read books the rest of the population would have about as many brain cells as the three of you and I would be forced to kill myself.